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antique-erotic: This day gets infinitely better, I tracked down a larger, clearer copy of the spectacular photograph in my previous post! (Do view full size for the crisp focus and full effect.) So, so beautiful, I could look at this for hours and
this–too–shall–pass: SO glad i could finally find this and get it circulating again. i lost track of it for so long.
If y’all see this blog get noticed by someone cool, please tell me. Like, say, if this blog gets a shout-out from a member of the Crewniverse, or a website like Beach City Bugle, please tell me.DON’T ASSUME I KNOW. TELL ME. PLEASE TELL ME
Night Blogger Steven sometimes gets a little bit dramatic over cartoons
snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog
This album is for sale!And I am DRASTICALLY reducing the price. On sale now for ๛, indefinitely. That’s almost 450 photos (and videos) for super cheap.Anyone who reblogs this will get a random screenshot from said album. To get full access, please
sweetheartkandi: sweetheartkandi: See these milky white breasts? See how they lack bruising? Let’s fix that. For every like this post gets, I will hit them 2 times. For every reblog it gets, I will hit them 10 times. 24 hours! (Currently
remade
so….im just gonna spaz here you guys i need to convey my attraction…… AJOSNAISASAKSM SPAZZZING OUT SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BECUZ THEY LOOK SO SEXY! I MEAN THEY ALWAYS LOOK SEXY BUT HERE ITS LIKE MEGA INCREDIBLE SEXY GET ME?? NO OK?
This legitimately makes me so mad at the system and society right now, even tho I’m white this makes me wanna change shit, this makes me wanna get racism outta the system, get it out of my system, because this ain’t ok, it isn’t ok that PoC are
obscuruslupa: *gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for* me: *sternly* this better be good, me
addictofselfdelusiongirl: quietlylurking: shinegurl: ♣️ She really needed to get to work 2 minutes ago….now, the meetings could wait… No words.
cheschirebacon: cheschirebacon: One year of progress This post gets me all emotional
unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
thisyearsgirls: “You and me together would be like a four alarm fire in an oil refinery.”“Sounds cozy.”
weenlebowski: spoopyshibe: this was a real scene from a real australian movie SO worth the 37-second wait hahahah
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
rodrickheffeley:rodrickheffeley:whenever this post gets notes ik somewhere someplace some man has again disappointed someone.
I was hanging out with the bf I was showing him pictures of people in cars doing something sexual in the daylight, then he just starts fingering me and taking pictures of it. so motherfucking hot and now I’m dripping
zorabioz: this cutscene gets me every time. kreia just cuts into him like it’s nothing, and his voice just drops almost to a whisper.
i feel like writing so give me two characters and a word and i'll write a three-five sentence fic about them revolving around that word
This cat gets me
this always gets me
polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.
carriepika: icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.” This post makes me so sad because I remember when my husband felt he couldn’t say this
brakehagev2: let’s see how big i can get him to go lmao
Me on my way to fuck your bitch
jmihelic: Oh, now I get it. I was having a sappy dream, too.
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
The best way to get over an ex is to stop fucking talking about them. Stop obsessing and bemoaning all the shit they did or didn’t do. Pick up a hobby. Buy a new outfit, leave your city. But shut up
pregnantmales: why wasnt i a part of this IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY what is this even from THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT WHAT IS THI S OMFG but the real question is where can i watch this this post gets me through everything I 100% laughed
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive
Please don’t get tired of me. it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I
allyouneedislessthan3: delusioninabox: Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both. This post gets me
I don’t know how to say “don’t get me a fuckin’ diamond ring, it’s a useless rock that has NO value to me” without making it seem like I want to be wifed up right this second
justbeatingadeadhorse: Sometimes You’re the Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail // A Day to Remember This song gets me through.
draxeon: lipstickstainedlove: HAHAH Fucking hell. This post gets me EVERYTIME.
angolanbae: bishopmyles: crutie: mangoestho: whocareboutyall: pomgorl: I’m crying I hate this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME NOW!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW! I HATE THESE NIGGAS lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😂😂
number1cuntdiva: this post gets me every time
Get me some love,
serenitised: fallenintohell: “approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.” Everyone reblog this please this makes me so
oh-wow-lovlies: #GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke
this honestly sums me up
zecretary: zecretary: the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
daddys-princess-kitty77:hisvintagesub:How I serveI get @dirtylove88 drinks when neededI serve him first when we eat I cook supperI suck his cockHow he DomsHe gets me drinksHe serves me first when we eat (this one usually depends on who cooks)He cooks
thoughtfire: This guy gets me.
delvg: This is Garnet with a very important message
single-lesbo: When I’m de club and a girl hits on me
lettheladylead: cynical brain: having lena live with violet was an easy way to get her out of the main cast and not have to worry about her throwing off the hdlw standard family dynamicbetter brain: lena has a HOME and a FAMILY and a SISTER and no more
gaming-draws: Well, after weeks of procastination I finally finished this comic. I wanted to focus just on Cremia because she was the one that had to fake her sadness to keep Romani in her blissful ignorance. I did this comic inspired in that scene of
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post: of-celestia asked:yoUR TDL ADVANC…Dash’s girls advance so quickly cause they’re Monochrome and their love is REALi mean like their marriage status said “soul mates” so like i mean im just sayin like,
ellelehman: evebun: sullivantwissarcana: rwby-fan: it’s that time of the year again~ @kjthetalekeeper @evebun Omg yes! I always miss this every year, but I’m gonna give this my best shot this time around! Thanks for giving me a heads up! ( ᐛ
bathtubselfie: bigmouthlass: briwhosaysni: paralol: naked-yogi: naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this post. I’m defensive because alcoholism is
